Mommy: "It's whipped cream. I'm going to put it on your pancakes." (It's Christmas break...whipped cream goes on everything, right?)
Ethan: "No, don't put it on pancakes. Put it on my tongue!"
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5-12-15
Wesley: "So...why don't we have midnight snacks around here?"
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4-19-14
Wesley's had some good one-liners lately...
Describing his girlfriend: "She talks a lot. She's a talker!"
Insulting his brother: "You disgusting mammal!"
Enjoying his lemonade: "This is delightful!"
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10-28-13 I overheard Wesley say this to Ethan after playing with him for awhile: Wesley: "Now you be responsible with these toys while I go finish my homework." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3-18-13 Wesley overheard us talking about how many times Ethan had woken up to eat in the night and chimed in... Wesley: "That baby gets to eat in the night? What?!?!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2-6-13 Wesley: "God is bigger and stronger than everyone. He's even stronger than everyone in China!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 12-16-12 Wesley: "What does vote mean?" Mommy:"Vote means you say what person you think will be best for something." Wesley: "Well then, I vote for Holly." (Holly is his "girlfriend" at preschool. He is quite smitten by her!) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 11-6-12 Discussing baby names at the dinner table. Wesley:"How about Spaghetti? I think that would be a good name because it can be for a boy or a girl. Don't you?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 7-28-12 Being silly before bed. Mommy: "Why are you laughing so much?" Wesley: "I don't know. I guess I broke my funny bone!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 7-7-12 Driving in the car. Wesley: "Hey, Mommy. Do you remember God?" Mommy: "Yes, I remember God." Wesley: "Okay. Good." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3-30-12 Sitting at the dinner table. Wesley: "What's that, Mommy?" Mommy: "That's a potato." Wesley: "Oh." Mommy: "You know what's made out of potatoes? French fries." Wesley: "Oh! You know what, Mommy? I like potatoes!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2-16-12 Wesley: "You know what, Mommy? I ate a leaf today!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1-19-12 On the way to school in the morning. Wesley: "When I get old, I'm not going to be different. I'm going to still be Wesley." Mommy: "Oh good. I'm glad because I like you just the way you are." Wesley: "Well, when I'm a grandpa I'll be different because I'll have a lot of hair on my face." Mommy: "You will?" Wesley: "Well, yeah, Mommy. But it's okay because you'll still love me." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 10-9-11 About 5 minutes after laying down for a nap. Wesley: "Mommy, can you come up here for just a minute?" Mommy: "What's wrong, Wesley?" Wesley: "I really want to dream about lions again, but I just keep thinking about stupid frogs." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 10-2-11 Helping Mommy make cookies. Wesley: "Can I have tastes now and then a cookie too when we're done?" Mommy: "No, I think that's too many treats." Wesley: "Two is not too many things. Trust me, Mommy." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 9-29-11 Trying to get out of taking a nap. Wesley: "Ummm...I do not think I'm tired. I can't even close my eyes. See? (he squints) It hurts when I close them." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 5-17-11 Getting in the car in the morning. Wesley: "Mommy, a B says ba. Like it's ba-cold outside today." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2-21-11 After ripping a sticker in the morning. Wesley: "I don't like how my bad day is going." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1-14-11 20 minutes after being tucked into bed. Wesley: "Mommy! Mommy!" Daddy: "What's wrong?" Wesley: "I have sleepies in my eyes." Daddy: "Why do you have sleepies in your eyes?" Wesley: "I was sleeping too much." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 12-14-10 After being served left overs for dinner. Wesley: "We're having this for dinner AGAIN? Why?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 9-7-10 While eating dinner. Wesley: "I have one, two hands!" Mommy: "You sure do. I wonder why you have two?" Wesley: "So I can hold my cheeseburger." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 8-28-10 Just after waking up. Wesley: "We have movies...and toys..." Mommy: "You have a good life, huh, Wesley?" Wesley: "Yeah, I have a good life. Jesus takes care of me." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 8-17-10 Buckling Wesley into his car seat in the morning. Mommy: "I love you, Wesley. You're my best boy ever!" Wesley: "I take good care of you, huh, Mommy?" Mommy: *heart melting* "Yes, you do, Wesley. Thank you." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 7-15-10 Wesley was doing some strange trick with his hands while going down the stairs. Mommy: "What are you doing, Wesley?" Wesley: "Don't worry bout it, Mommy. I do what Daddy dos." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 7-4-10 11:00 AM Wesley: "Can I have an ice cream cone?" Mommy: "No, you can't have an ice cream cone until after dinner." Wesley: "Can I have dinner now?" Mommy: "Nice try." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 6-11-10 5:30 AM Mommy: "You need to go back to sleep. It's still ni-night time." Wesley: "I already did ni-night time." Mommy: *sigh* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 5-8-10 During dinner. Daddy: "Do you like your potatoes?" Wesley: "Yes." Daddy: "Do you like your tree tops (asparagus)?" Wesley: "Yes." Daddy: "Do you like your bread?" Wesley: "No. It don't have butter on it." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3-12-10 Mommy's Birthday Wesley: "Happy birthday to you!" Mommy: "Thank you, Wesley. How old is Mommy today?" Wesley: "Old!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3-3-10 After running into a wall because he had a blanket on his head and couldn't see where he was going. Wesley: *crying* Mommy: "What happened?" Wesley: "Wall hit me!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2-10-10 Playing with animals Mommy:"Wesley, what should my lion eat for dinner?" Wesley: "Avocado sandwich!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2-8-10 Hanging out at home Mommy: "Wesley, are you happy?" Wesley: "No..." Mommy: "Are you sad?" Wesley: "No..." Mommy: "Well, then what are you?" Wesley: "I Wesley!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1-21-10 Getting a snack in the morning Mommy: "Do you want milk or juice?" Wesley: "Or Monkey George, yeah?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 12-8-09 While taking a bath Mommy: "Are you Mommy's baby?" Wesley: "No baby! I big boy. Stop that!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 11-15-09 Pretending Mommy: "Mommy doesn't feel well. What would make Mommy feel better?" Wesley: "Toys!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 10-10-09 In the kitchen Wesley: "More! Eat!" Mommy: "You need more to eat? Are you a little piggy?" Wesley: "Oink! Oink!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 8-18-09 At home in the afternoon Wesley: "Mooooo..." Mommy: "Do you want to see the cows?" Wesley: "Yeah!" Mommy: "Where do you think the cows are at?" Wesley: Points to the front door. (I think he's confusing Woodland with Riverdale!) Mommy: "I'm sorry, but we don't have any cows in the front yard." Wesley: "Baaaa?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 7-16-09 At Dr. Kim's office Mommy: "Wesley, do you want to say good bye to Dr. Kim?" Wesley: "No." (I guess we need to work on his manners!) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 6-2-09 Just about bedtime Mommy: "Wesley, what's it time for?" (expected answer: milk) Wesley: "Da da!!!"
He's our cutie pie!!!!!!!!!!
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