Wesley World: I Can't Believe...

Saturday, March 20, 2010

I Can't Believe...

I just had this conversation with Wesley at 6:15 in the morning...

Wesley: I want snack.
Mommy: Okay. What would you like? Blueberry muffins?
W: No! Blueberry muffins stink!
M: What?
W: Blueberry muffins stink!
M: Blueberry muffins stink?
W: Yeah!
M: Ummm...okay. [We'll have to talk to Dad about that new phrase.] Do you want a croissant instead?
W: Yeah. Croissant better snack. I love croissant! I have FIVE croissant!

Oh my, oh my. The opinions this boy has!

2 comments:

sherryMarch 22, 2010 at 9:42 PM
That is hilarious. I bet he is learning some interesting new phrases from his friends during free play at preschool. I catch children "teaching" other more (shall I say) innocent children new and amazing things all the time! Sometimes I have to "unteach" those things to bewildered kids, and do some quick explaining to parents. Hahahaha.
ReplyDelete
Replies
AnonymousMarch 23, 2010 at 5:45 PM
Unfortunately, Blake taught him that...
ReplyDelete
Replies

Add comment

Wesley and Ethan's Words

2-14-18

Ethan: "Happy Valentine's Day, Mommy!"

Mom: "Thank you! Will you be my Valentine today?"

Ethan: "No. I'm your son."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

12-20-15

Ethan: "What's that?"

Mommy: "It's whipped cream. I'm going to put it on your pancakes." (It's Christmas break...whipped cream goes on everything, right?)

Ethan: "No, don't put it on pancakes. Put it on my tongue!"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

5-12-15

Wesley: "So...why don't we have midnight snacks around here?"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

4-19-14

Wesley's had some good one-liners lately...

Describing his girlfriend: "She talks a lot. She's a talker!"

Insulting his brother: "You disgusting mammal!"

Enjoying his lemonade: "This is delightful!"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

10-28-13 I overheard Wesley say this to Ethan after playing with him for awhile:
Wesley: "Now you be responsible with these toys while I go finish my homework."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
3-18-13 Wesley overheard us talking about how many times Ethan had woken up to eat in the night and chimed in...
Wesley: "That baby gets to eat in the night? What?!?!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
2-6-13
Wesley: "God is bigger and stronger than everyone. He's even stronger than everyone in China!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
12-16-12
Wesley: "What does vote mean?"
Mommy: "Vote means you say what person you think will be best for something."
Wesley: "Well then, I vote for Holly."
(Holly is his "girlfriend" at preschool. He is quite smitten by her!)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
11-6-12 Discussing baby names at the dinner table.
Wesley: "How about Spaghetti? I think that would be a good name because it can be for a boy or a girl. Don't you?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
7-28-12 Being silly before bed.
Mommy: "Why are you laughing so much?"
Wesley: "I don't know. I guess I broke my funny bone!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
7-7-12 Driving in the car.
Wesley: "Hey, Mommy. Do you remember God?"
Mommy: "Yes, I remember God."
Wesley: "Okay. Good."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
3-30-12 Sitting at the dinner table.
Wesley: "What's that, Mommy?"
Mommy: "That's a potato."
Wesley: "Oh."
Mommy: "You know what's made out of potatoes? French fries."
Wesley: "Oh! You know what, Mommy? I like potatoes!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
2-16-12
Wesley: "You know what, Mommy? I ate a leaf today!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1-19-12 On the way to school in the morning.
Wesley: "When I get old, I'm not going to be different. I'm going to still be Wesley."
Mommy: "Oh good. I'm glad because I like you just the way you are."
Wesley: "Well, when I'm a grandpa I'll be different because I'll have a lot of hair on my face."
Mommy: "You will?"
Wesley: "Well, yeah, Mommy. But it's okay because you'll still love me."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
10-9-11 About 5 minutes after laying down for a nap.
Wesley: "Mommy, can you come up here for just a minute?"
Mommy: "What's wrong, Wesley?"
Wesley: "I really want to dream about lions again, but I just keep thinking about stupid frogs."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
10-2-11 Helping Mommy make cookies.
Wesley: "Can I have tastes now and then a cookie too when we're done?"
Mommy: "No, I think that's too many treats."
Wesley: "Two is not too many things. Trust me, Mommy."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
9-29-11 Trying to get out of taking a nap.
Wesley: "Ummm...I do not think I'm tired. I can't even close my eyes. See? (he squints) It hurts when I close them."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
5-17-11 Getting in the car in the morning.
Wesley: "Mommy, a B says ba. Like it's ba-cold outside today."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
2-21-11 After ripping a sticker in the morning.
Wesley: "I don't like how my bad day is going."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1-14-11 20 minutes after being tucked into bed.
Wesley: "Mommy! Mommy!"
Daddy: "What's wrong?"
Wesley: "I have sleepies in my eyes."
Daddy: "Why do you have sleepies in your eyes?"
Wesley: "I was sleeping too much."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
12-14-10 After being served left overs for dinner.
Wesley: "We're having this for dinner AGAIN? Why?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
9-7-10 While eating dinner.
Wesley: "I have one, two hands!"
Mommy: "You sure do. I wonder why you have two?"
Wesley: "So I can hold my cheeseburger."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
8-28-10 Just after waking up.
Wesley: "We have movies...and toys..."
Mommy: "You have a good life, huh, Wesley?"
Wesley: "Yeah, I have a good life. Jesus takes care of me."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
8-17-10 Buckling Wesley into his car seat in the morning.
Mommy: "I love you, Wesley. You're my best boy ever!"
Wesley: "I take good care of you, huh, Mommy?"
Mommy: *heart melting* "Yes, you do, Wesley. Thank you."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
7-15-10 Wesley was doing some strange trick with his hands while going down the stairs.
Mommy: "What are you doing, Wesley?"
Wesley: "Don't worry bout it, Mommy. I do what Daddy dos."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
7-4-10 11:00 AM
Wesley: "Can I have an ice cream cone?"
Mommy: "No, you can't have an ice cream cone until after dinner."
Wesley: "Can I have dinner now?"
Mommy: "Nice try."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
6-11-10 5:30 AM
Mommy: "You need to go back to sleep. It's still ni-night time."
Wesley: "I already did ni-night time."
Mommy: *sigh*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
5-8-10 During dinner.
Daddy: "Do you like your potatoes?"
Wesley: "Yes."
Daddy: "Do you like your tree tops (asparagus)?"
Wesley: "Yes."
Daddy: "Do you like your bread?"
Wesley: "No. It don't have butter on it."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
3-12-10 Mommy's Birthday
Wesley: "Happy birthday to you!"
Mommy: "Thank you, Wesley. How old is Mommy today?"
Wesley: "Old!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
3-3-10 After running into a wall because he had a blanket on his head and couldn't see where he was going.
Wesley: *crying*
Mommy: "What happened?"
Wesley: "Wall hit me!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
2-10-10 Playing with animals
Mommy:"Wesley, what should my lion eat for dinner?"
Wesley: "Avocado sandwich!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
2-8-10 Hanging out at home
Mommy: "Wesley, are you happy?"
Wesley: "No..."
Mommy: "Are you sad?"
Wesley: "No..."
Mommy: "Well, then what are you?"
Wesley: "I Wesley!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1-21-10 Getting a snack in the morning
Mommy: "Do you want milk or juice?"
Wesley: "Or Monkey George, yeah?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
12-8-09 While taking a bath
Mommy: "Are you Mommy's baby?"
Wesley: "No baby! I big boy. Stop that!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
11-15-09 Pretending
Mommy: "Mommy doesn't feel well. What would make Mommy feel better?"
Wesley: "Toys!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
10-10-09 In the kitchen
Wesley: "More! Eat!"
Mommy: "You need more to eat? Are you a little piggy?"
Wesley: "Oink! Oink!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
8-18-09 At home in the afternoon
Wesley: "Mooooo..."
Mommy: "Do you want to see the cows?"
Wesley: "Yeah!"
Mommy: "Where do you think the cows are at?"
Wesley: Points to the front door.
(I think he's confusing Woodland with Riverdale!)
Mommy: "I'm sorry, but we don't have any cows in the front yard."
Wesley: "Baaaa?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
7-16-09 At Dr. Kim's office
Mommy: "Wesley, do you want to say good bye to Dr. Kim?"
Wesley: "No."
(I guess we need to work on his manners!)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
6-2-09 Just about bedtime
Mommy: "Wesley, what's it time for?" (expected answer: milk)
Wesley: "Da da!!!"

Wesley World

Saturday, March 20, 2010

I Can't Believe...

2 comments:

Blog Archive

Wesley and Ethan's Words